Disclaimer: this is a parody of Dev by Viva la Dirt League, to fit with the theme of Prodigy Math Game. All characters are fictional, and I only use Rohan Mahimker’s first name as it sounds the same as Rowan from Viva la Dirt League and you really just can’t pass up that opportunity. All characters and events are fictional, all content is satire, and all similarities to real life events are either a reference or coincidential. Delta please don’t crush my skull 🙏 /j
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It was the first day on the job. She had a smile on her face, her suit was neat and tidy, and she was ready to make a brilliant second impression. The high-rise office building that housed the legendary studio that was Prodigy Game loomed ahead in the distance. Just how bad could any of this possibly be?
Marcy Allison put on a smile as she stepped into the elevator, carefully pressing the buttons to the 58th floor. The elevator, with its complex rush of ropes and pulleys and bells and whistles lifted her to the developers’ office, and Marcy stepped out onto the gray carpeted floor, the glass windows covering every wall, seeing the apartment complexes from a birds-eye view.
“So, this is Prodigy Game Studios? You’re Rohan Clarkson, you’re James Harrison, developers of Prodigy, it’s actually such an honor to meet you all!” Marcy squealed as she looked towards the table of developers.
“And I’m Cash Cardinal, but I guess I can just go fuck myself,” the man in the suit at the far end replied back.
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@Forbidden Lloyd @Diamondsea Survival of the Luckiest was going nowhere so i revamped it