Bloopers[]
“You think life is a movie where it all works out? No, it isn’t… it’s messy, and complicated, and confusing, and harsh… yet somehow, you’re still staying pure. Inflict positivity. Spread your kindness. That’s the only way to end it.”
FL> "You think life is a movie where it all works out?"
Little did Juni know, several entities stared down below, writing out their fates, so that all may work out in the end
JJ> One entity was having quite some fun while she planned the untimely death of two young children who’s mother was sleeping forever.
FL> The LEGO minifigure above was busy trying to figure out how a group of hormonal kids were going to stop a war-wait what was that about the two kids
JJ> The entity shot the minifigure an unnerving smile before going back to writing everything down, having recently watched Grave of the Fireflies.
"I think I'll call these guys...'The Peas'," Nathan snorted.
FL> Jax: You're gonna get us copyrighted, Nathan..
Nathan: Copyrighted? By who?
Jax:
Meanwhile, a certain borg was pouting that everyone left her behind, before having to distract Juniper from her absent peers.
FL> The entities above, staring down at Raiden: *snickering*
Raiden: *glares up at them, shattering fourth wall, rendering them open for attack*
"HOW DID SHE DO THAT"
"THE FOURTH WALL"
"VIVIAN GET THE CONSOLE"
*lightsaber powers up*
"OH [BLEEP] MOVE IT MOVE IT"
"LANGUAGE, PLEASE"
"VIVIAN, I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU VIVIAN GET THE CONSOLE AND SAVE US"
"Nah, you got this, fam"
*slurp of Canada Dry*
*lightsaber whoosh*
"VIVIAN. THE. CONSOLE."
*brick disassembling noise*
"There goes another minifig avatar"
ALY> Y E S
JJ> I would never repent for calling Vivian Vivian
FL> ._.
ALY> "I would never repent for calling Vivian Vivian"
irrelevant
this is for the humor
EaV> jade i'm going to kick the everloving [sus] out of you
*aggressive canada dry chugging, while never breaking eye contact*
JJ> *stares back whilst drinking boba, slurping sounds being heard*
EaV> *slightly increased pace, chugging more pointedly, second hand loaded with another can*
FL> Post Credits:
*long-lost founding entity walks in*
"What happened to you guys?"
"Someone needs to duct tape the fourth wall back together while I find a more suitable minifig avatar while copies of my last parts ship here."
ALY> "*stares back whilst drinking Kombucha*"
ARE YOU STEALING MY DRINK?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOBA, I HAVE KOMBUCHA
*hisses*
FL> What is this conversation-
Jade backed away, green streak in her hair beginning to fade and thin.
"You don’t want to love me. Love somebody who wants to be loved. Besides… even if you did care, which you don’t, you’d only hurt me and you."
FL> "Jade backed away, green streak in her hair beginning to fade and thin."
Jade, you okay there? Your, um streak...
*5 minutes later...*
The island rumbled as Harmony failed to reset the elements, slowly sinking in the sea. Despite the water rapidly grabbing for their knees, arms, then heads, the two sides kept fighting and killing, staining the water red. The lava of Bonfire cooled, forming obsidian, never to be restored to it's former state. The epics subspace crashed to the sea, unleashing a massive wave seasoned with large rocks upon where the island once was, crashing into the beanstalk of Skywatch, splitting the stem. Harmony lost control of the elements, her namesake island plummeting out of the sky, unleashing another tsunami-like wave peppered with boulders, splitting the beanstalk. As the plant hurtled towards the ocean, mechanical builds and infrastructure were ripped out of the clouds, shutting down the once bustling area of Skywatch.
Chat_log
SD> ALY?
SD> @AF
_USER Alyss Flameheart NOT FOUND_
SD> IGNIS?
SD> @IF
_USER Ignis Firewalker NOT FOUND_
SD> ANYONE THERE?
SD> WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE?
The borg rushed to the edge of the Skywatch territory, staring at what was once the island beneath them, despair rocketing into his heart. Pieces of wood from what were once shipwrecks drifted over the red water. In the distance, runes, trees, and other stones sank into the abyss, among them being a lonesome, cracked stone-like Aztec mask, the blue glow gone forever. Multicolored leaves from what was once Firefly Forest drifted across the bloodied water, marking the massive warzone as a grave, mourning the thousands of lives lost.
ALY> Annnnd there's Storm's plot armor
I was wondering what happened to it-
FL> well i mean Skywatch is just clouds-
hold on wait
Cloud = condensed water vapor
Beanstalk tearing through machinery = fire
Fire does not equal clouds
----
On the other side of Skywatch, a massive explosion decimated a build, caused by an electrical fire. Storm swore under his breath as the fire spread, trapping everyone in, quickly eating away at the clouds. The borg tried to open a rift, but couldn't do it fast enough, for the entirely of Skywatch had disappeared, all the water droplets disappearing in evaporated water, leaving flaming figures, once alive, splashing into the water below, the only evidence of their existence being ashes and smoke.
ALY> Lloyd, why-
“This reminds me of that time I went into a cave. Every two steps, I would get attacked by bats, and I was all out of bat repellent.” said Kobe.
EaV> Racist Leader Ariana wants to battle!
Go! Skarmory!
Ariana sent out Mismagius!
Skarmory used Steel Wing!
Mismagius used Shadow Ball!
Skarmory evaded the attack!
That's enough, Skarmory! Come back!
Your target's weak! Get em, Roserade!
Roserade used Poison Sting!
Mismagius used Torment!
Roserade used Uproar!
Mismagius fainted!
XAN> Racist Leader Ariana was defeated!
FL> yey lol
Lloyd sent out "LEGO Foot Deathtrap"
Lloyd dared Ariana to step on it!
Ariana stepped on it, mocking the LEGO minifigure.
Ariana died!
The glass and fire vanished, leaving him alone… with the woman standing in front of her.
Bruises, burns, cuts, and blood covered his body, but he was alive.
”Come here, Kobe,” she said softly, like a mother reaching out to her child. “I’m sorry.”
Kobe walked over. He was too hurt to think correctly.
XAN> Hol up, I got a sketch.
Lady Simp: I wonder what it would have been like if you had joined me weeks ago.
Kobe: I wonder when you’ll shut up and make my dinner.
FL> pfft-
“Alright. Can you heal my Tarragon first?”
FL> Meanwhile, in the Chat log...
SD> Wait where's Aria?
CT> Idk
R?> She'll be fine.
SD> @ArS
_USER_Aria_Steelwind IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE_
SD> ...
R?> ...she'll be fine?
SD> I am not trusting you two to watch over Raiden, ever.
RD> I DO NOT NEED TO BE WATCHED OVER, EVER. I AM OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH MYS-
_USER_Raiden_Dreamchaser HAS BEEN MUTED BY USER_Storm_Dreamchaser_
R?> I'm still the pog uncle, right?
_USER_Raid HAS BEEN MUTED BY USER_Storm_Dreamchaser_
ALY> LMFAO-
The twitching adolescent gazing straight up into the air had other things going on for her subconsciousness.
The presence of ever-familiar steel immediately breached through whatever hallucinogen was going through her head, and what she saw in the illusory realm shifted to a cold grey instead of a pitch darkness.
EaV>
_ENTITY_EuphoricandVibin HAS ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED THE FOURTH WALL BUT _USER_Raid HAS STILL BEEN UNMUTED SO WHATEVER_
R?> Broooo please its fine, i've got rift signatures in the near future from her weird orb thingy
R?> Also my surname is Arcrider.
SD> Noted.
_USER_Raid_Arcrider HAS BEEN MUTED BY _USER_Storm_Dreamchaser
FL> PFFT-
the muting has become too powerful
“Kobe, wake up. I need to get you to the wargrounds immediately, Lamplight Town’s been destroyed. We’re moving bases to Firefly Forest.”
ALY> "We’re moving bases to Firefly Forest."
Flora: No
Ms. Simp: What?
Flora: No.
Ms. Simp: WE ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES YOU CAN'T DENY-
Gerald: *kicks her like a football face first into the sands of Harmony Island*
Deleted Scenes[]
Cele was bored, unknown of the entire *BEEP*ing situation because the rp host forgot to ping her owner
ALY> ...
Ameythst, why-
"I'm just surpr-no, shocked to see you guys! After seeing the neutral grounds, I thought you all-"
"Died? Apparently not. We'll have to be sure to do it right this time," someone said, their location evidently behind Chase.
Everyone stiffened, staring ahead in horror.
"Dad?" Jax asked, looking up.
Then he let out an ear-shattering scream.
The fire warden collapsed, a javelin point driven through his chest. A black haired woman promptly ripped the javelin out of the warden's back, turning on her heel, leaving him to bleed out. “You really thought the several guards you incapacitated wouldn’t come to my attention?” she taunted, briskly walking away.
The island shook violently as the elemental balance was reset by a deity, secluded on an isolated island.
The battle thousands of miles away paused, taking into account what happened.
The orange streak in Hope's hair glowed with burning intensity, the island choosing its new fire warden.
The woman was immediately stopped in her tracks by a wall of intense electricity, another step forward and she would have fried into dust. A gloved hand grabbed her by the back of her neck, another catching the javelin she raised, instantly being neutralized by void.
"How dare you?"
She smirked smugly.
”What are you going to do? Kill me? I’d only be a martyr. Someone my people would rally behind. Killing me would only hurt your cause.”
Kobe got on his guard. Tarragon and Cloud Neek did so too.
”Time for a battle!” He said.
“Alright, Kobe. Let’s punish this awful parent-killing monster.” Hope answered, absolutely enraged, but you could hardly tell from the blank tone in her voice. She clutched her Luma Sun Ray Rod and waited for someone to make the first attack so she could absolutely slaughter this woman.
“Cloud Neek! I choose you!” Yelled Kobe. Cloud Neek jumped at the black haired lady.
“Cloud Neek! Thunderbolt attack!”
Cloud Neek charged up some electrical energy, and released it all at Lady Simp.
Hope summoned another thunderbolt with her Luma Sun Ray Rod, saving her fireball attack for later.
Jax shook Chase's body lightly. "Dad? Dad, wake up. Dad! We're here to rescue you. You're not supposed to die!" Jax bent over, hugging Chase's body, sobbing into his bloodstained shirt.
She rolled her eyes, hood hiding her face well.
”Alright, then. Play that way.”
One flick of her hand, and an entire horde of guards rushed in.
Kobe summoned Tarragon, and it knocked out a whole row of guards with one tail whip.
He was immediately knocked unconscious by a blast of Astral magic, the harsh light making everybody wince.
Tarragon got ticked off, and started burning everything. Harsh light or not, he was still gonna fight.
Nathan glanced back and forth at Jax hunched over the body of their father and a rage-filled Hope, attacking their father's killer.
This is my fault.
I brought us here.
Dad died because we came here.
This is my fault.
_Chat Log_
LI/AF (6:45 pm)> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
AH (6:45 pm)> Storm, did you-
IF (6:45 pm)> No, when that idiot pulled that stunt it wasn't like this
SW (6:45 pm)> Please tell me what I think happened didn't happen
GS (6:46 pm)> It happened
SW (6:46 pm)> GALE SHUT UP
IF (6:46 pm)> Great, now she's going to cry all day, THANKS A LOT MR. IVORY FAIRY
AH (6:47 pm)> Okay, so who... uh... ghosted.
-Sea Wavestrider has left the chat-
IF (6:47 pm)> I TOLD YOU SO-
SD (6:48 pm)> I regret opting on forcing you to retire...
GS (6:48 pm)> We can always-
LI/AF (6:49 pm)> NO. And... Storm, I'm sorry.
AH (6:50 pm)> I don't want to be insensitive but who's telling... y'know.
SD (6:50 pm)> The kids know, I think Sea should tell Samantha.
GS (6:51 pm)> Wait, how do they know?
SD (6:53 pm)> I'll tell you later, can someone just tell Sea, I'm sorta holding someone in a chokehold here.
IF (6:53 pm)> WAIT WHAT-
-Storm (Dream)chaser has left the chat-