Bloopers[]
FL> Hei is a character that confuses me.
The reason why?
I do not know, which confuses me further.
In other words, Hei confuses me by making me confused.
JJ> I-
ALY> Lloyd, what the f**k-
"Oh come on," she snapped, "Rai committed homicide yet he still got to learn four elements and be a warden. Besides, I'm just curious, it's not like I'm planning to replace you."
FL> "Besides, I'm just curious, it's not like I'm planning to replace you."
Hei: You can't replace a life.
Glace: Wait what-
Hei: Which is why I'm not teaching you.
Glace: I'm offended.
Hei: I'm honest.
Glace:
Hei:
Glace
Hei:
Glace: ...Please?
Hei: Bruh.
JJ> Hei: Let’s all put on a play about me.
Hei: Rai can be Winston, my dad, Andrew can be Storm, my other dad, Opal can be Juniper, my mom, and Glace can be Mira, my other mom.
Glace: I don’t want to be your mom.
Hei: Perfect. You already know your lines.
ALY> I-
JJ> Because Mira teaches herself the elements, thought I’d do it:
Earth: Stubborn, resistant, strong. To control it, you make it do what you want.
Ice: *Cold*, ruthless, pristine. To control it, you make it respect you.
Storm: Chaotic, sudden, plays dirty. To control it, you tame it.
Fire: Heated, passionate, consuming. To control it, you make it fear you.
Water: Wild, interchangeable, fluid. To control it, let it be.
Astral: HORDE PRIME - illuminating, intense, harsh. To control it, guide it.
Shadow: Secret, brooding, corruptible. To control it, make it part of you.
Jax stalked off, muttering something about hearing the "sound of a roar."
FL> yes, that was a reference
X> Then cut to Ansat grabbing Felix by the head and shoving it into lava.
FL> Scarlet: Say hello to Aura!
Scarlet's Mom: Hello!
Aura: Hi grandma!
Scarlet's Mom:
Scarlet's Mom:
Scarlet's Mom:
Scarlet's Mom: So who's my son-in-law?
Scarlet: *choking on air*
Scarlet's Mom: So...how did you conceive-
Aura: I'm adopted.
ALY> PFFFFT-
I have the feeling Shiver would run in about to scream "ME!" before Scorch tackles him.
FL> XDDDD
JJ> Y e s
FL> Shiver: ME! ME! IT'S ME!
Scarlet's Mom: Oh, what a handsome young-
Scarlet: Shiver, GET YOUR SORRY, LYING *** OUT OF THIS ROOM-Hi Scorch-BEFORE I ****ING DO IT MYSELF!
Scarlet's Mom: O-oh...
Shiver: I'd be flattered if you-
Scorch: *Unceremoniously chucks him out* Done.
Scarlet: Thank you! ^^
*elsewhere in the academy*
Hope: What was that thud?
Jax: *pulls out new Gizmotron* Must...investigate...
Nathan: Oh COME ON-
JJ> Wizards have Wizard Watch
Humans have Human Hear
Fairies have Fairy Feel
Seelie have Seelie Smell
Trolls have Troll Taste
FL> The girl next to me gave me a dandelion
a wilted dandelion
Harmony help me-
JJ> NOOO
Context?
FL> THERE IS NO CONTEXT THAT'S THE PROBLEM AAAAAAGBRHJENSHQAGHRJNSHARJNSMTKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JJ> HOLY FLUFFING SHITAKI MUSHROOMS I’M CREEPED OUT
EAV> ARIA QUOTES
"Do you trust me?"
With my life.
"Horrible mistake."
"could someone please tell me who Pharah is"
A: "I wonder, what do eagles taste like...?"
C: "No cannibalism in the household!"
A: "Dad, we're homeless."
C: "We're time travelers. Every house is our house."
A: "Correct. But we're in a cheap motel with beds so low-quality it'd be preferable to sleep within 10 feet of Closet You and Ash's front door."
C: "...you went to the dimension, and chose to look for your dad?"
A: "Not intentionally."
C: "But you didn't leave immediately."
A: "...look, blackmail is a powerful tool."
C: "I'm taking your wings, go to your room."
A: "We're in a mo-"
C: "Sleep under the bed."
X> Sh*tty blooper bc why not
Ben: I heard you got shoved into a closet by that girl you told me about a year ago.
Kobe: Yeah, and?
Ben: Are you sure that she didn’t shove you in there to make out or something?
Kobe: She did not, shut up!
Ben: *mock smooching noises*
Kobe: I mean it, shut up!
Ben: I bet you were all sad when she put you on blast! I bet you got so upset that you cried for weeks!
Kobe: I did not, shut up!
Ben: The sad part for you is, you probably had something going! But you became a war criminal and it turned out that she actually had morals!
Ben: *starts laughing*
Kobe: *kicks Ben in the gut before walking away*
Ben: *collapses*
For context, Ben was drunk, again.
The fairy looked most displeased in response, her fluffy blue tail lashing, "Pathetic as usual I see." She then looked at the group, "So what's going on here?"
FL> "So what's going on here?"
Now, please, don't freak out. We're discussing a plot that involves Storm going to the void to kill Gale's imprint so we can revive him and have Glace talk to him.
...
Now wait a minute, I said don't freak out. Stop freaking out! DID YOU HEAR A WORD I JUST SAID ABOUT NOT FREAKING OUT?! STOP FREAKING OUT!
*everyone freaks out*
Ansat looked dumbfounded before facing Samantha again.
"It's totally cool to hurt her, because it'll solve the problem." he said.
"NO."
Hei shrugged. “For once, Ansat is right.”
"All who's in favor of using violence, say aye!"
"Aye!" said Ben from another room.
Hei shrugged. “Aye.”
"Aye!" Andrew added invisibly, Kaminari staying silent.
FL> Suddenly, everyone who said agreed with violence found themselves shivering on the ground, convulsing as streams of blood and ice leaked out of wounds resulting from the entry of a certain Vorpald Blade wielded by the Academy Keeper as well as the ice magic from the Ice Warden, given away by the multiple trails of ice leading to her from each of the bodies on the ground. Both remained unfazed as one by one, each body inhaled one last time before going limp. "Anyone else?" Gale asked, his empty gaze flowing to each of the ghosts that had risen out of their bodies.
Suddenly, a buzzer sounded, with Nathan holding a white megaphone with red stripes. "Gale and Aly killed in Great Hall."
"Can confirm."
"Yep."
"Aly first, she killed me first last round."
"Bruh."
Gale and Aly were called out for being the impostors and tossed out of the Academy doorway in consecutive meetings.
"Hey, the werewolf pup is following us," Luce said.
"Let it," Gale responded.
FL> Luce: Rai's picking it up now.
Gale: Let him.
Luce: The pup is growling now.
Gale: Let it.
Luce: The pup is scratching at Rai now.
Gale: Let it.
Luce:
Gale:
Luce:
Gale: Wait-
FL> 🎶If you like to talk to tomatoes...
ALY> If a squash can make you smile...
FL> If you like to waltz with potatoes...
ALY> Up and down the produce aisle....
JJ> Have we got a show for you!
FL> Veggie Tales, veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales!
Veggie Tales, veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales!
JJ> Broccoli, celery, gotta be
Veggie tales!
FL> Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen
Veggietales!
JJ> Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour!
Veggie tales!
FL> There's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like
Veggietales!
JJ> There’s never ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like
Veggie tales!
FL> It's time for veggietaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
"Storm?"
The Storm Trainee didn't seen to hear or notice Lane.
"Storm."
Nothing.
"Storm!"
ALY> "The Storm Trainee didn't seen to hear or notice Lane."
Didn't hear?
I doubt that.
Didn't notice?
I also doubt that.
Ignoring him?
Absolutely.
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, GEEZ," the trained yelled in response, stopping to look at him.
Lane eyed Storm suspiciously, while pulling out a small, gray device.
_Chat Log_ -LANE_STORMWARD has entered the chat- LS (10:05 AM)> Won't work, Storm says the Darkshades will hack him.JJ>Hours passed. LS (1:27 PM)> Hello? More hours passed. AL (5:45 PM)> I hate Your Tale Live Action for the following reasons. 1. It’s terribly paced and… [read more] LS (5:52 PM)> Bruh that was a whole essay what The hours continued to pass. JW (9:43 PM)> Well great. LS (9:44 PM)> Why’s it take so long No response.
Before she could strike, the Ice Warden found herself restrained by multiple ropes made of Astral magic. "Aly, stop."
"No." Aly wrestled with the ropes, hissing. "She did something to Glace, and I WILL get that information!"
"I know that, but you can't," Lucas responded. He slowly turned his head to face the dark elemntal. "Shadow...you seem to enjoy messing with Ice-elemented individuals in particular..." Strings of Astral magic swirled furiously around his hands. "So, Aly, it only seems fair that I get to go first," the Astral Warden said, with a barely noticeable hint of rage.
"Oh, that's cute," Shadow taunted, amused.
Well, she was amused, that is before she was launched into the air with a massive pillar of Astral magic, trapped inside a Focus Spell around her that quickly had multiple astral blades driven into into the volatile spell, stopping once a point had made it's way through the yellow orb. Finally, a Super Nova that slammed the cracking, spiked orb into the ground before it exploded.
"Now, you may have your turn. I'm going to find the kids," Lucas said, releasing Aly. He pulled out his map, and teleported away.
Along with previously being amused, Shadow was also previously alive.
Needless to say, Aly was disappointed she didn't get her turn, grumbling as she kicked the fading corpse.
Trivia[]
- This roleplay replaced both versions of The Heart of Ice.