This is very safe for kids, especially since it's written from a child's perspective.
The Very Cool Beginning[]
Dear diary,
Today I got a new pencil so I can finally start writing to you; but I guess you could say in you, but that doesn't sound right. Anyway, today was awesome! Let me begin...
First of all, I got Yars. My mom told me they were used a lot on the shores where pirates and watery things live, I got a lot of them too! Let me go to count them up.
So I left writing to you for a moment to count them, in total I have 7 Yars! I could buy so much with that I think, like a mega pirate ship with every magic element with super-warriors! I also got some new clothing which is like really good as well! I tried to take over the world today, but my mom said, "Marley, you are 7. You shouldn't have those thoughts." She always says, "You are 7" like that time when I told her I wanted to get so many Trip-Trops and she told me I couldn't. Trip-Trops are actually a very sophisticated animal for my moms' info. I love my mom though! She's a really nice mom and she taught me a lot! Hitting yourself in the face isn't a good way to test your strength,but where were we?
I forgot. I ramble way too much. My mom thinks I might have a condition I should get checked out for. What even is a condition? My mom says I'm not that bright when it comes to defirelenitins. Did I get off topic again? Yeah, probably. Also, today I saw some of my mom's friends and they were so cool! I met this girl named Nevada or something and she had two hair colors! I might see her again tomorrow, my mom said.
Okay diary, I'm closing you now. I will write back tomorrow! Please be safe without me, diary.