Welp, here goes-
Puppet Master: Pippet, in the wolf's mouth with the plan. Good luc- what are you doing?
Pippet: Master says in the wolf's mouth with the plan! I will do as master commands!
Pippet feeds the plan to a wolf.
Puppet Master: WHAT?! YOU JUST DID THAT WITHOUT THE DROP OF A HAT, WHY- What are you doing now, Pippet?
Pippet: Master says I did it without the drop of a hat! I will drop a hat as master commands!
Pippet takes one of the puppet master's hats, and drops it out the window.
Puppet Master: SON OF A- TURN YOUR COAT, CHANGE YOUR PRINCIPLES, CHANGE THE WAY YOU LISTEN- Pippet, come back here. NOW.
Pippet: Master says to turn my coat! I will do as master commands!
Pippet takes one of the puppet master coats, and turns it rapidly. It gets caught on a nail on the floor and rips.
Puppet Master: OOOOOOOOH *sighs* Look, please give me paper. And step on it.
Pippet: Master says to grab paper, and step on it! I will do as master commands!
Puppet Master: HURRY UP, WILL YA?
Pippet grabs paper. As the puppet master is about to grab it, Pippet steps on it.