Part 1: That’s Cap![]
Kevin Strongtamer: We got nothin’ to do but get lectured by Mr. Cappington.
Bobbil Der: Yeah, man. School is boring.
Mr. Cappington: That’s a lie. Stop lying, Bob the Builder, and listen to my lecture about how that in the future, all the elements will lose balance towards each other and the world will fall into chaos and war, again. FOREVER. So, Earth would lose balance towards Ice, and blah blah blah.
Kevin: Oh shoot. I can’t stand to listen to any lectures for too long.
Bob: Same, dude.
Mr. Cappington: Blah blah blah blah b-b-blaaaah…
Bob: Us gaming students do not understand your accent. Please speak up so we can get in line for lunch already!!
Kevin: Heeheee woo! (High-fives Bob)
Mr. Cappington: Ca-ca-ca-
Before Mr. Cappington could say “cap,” the lunch bell rang. Kevin and Bob grinned at each other suspiciously, well suspicious enough for Cappington, at least.
Bob: Wait. Why are we smiling so suspiciously like we were in an Among Us vent?
Kevin: I got a plan. Hop in line. (Kevin gets in line with Bob speed walking behind him.) This guy has a zipper. We can always unzip it to reveal the sus! We’re both curious pranksters, are we not?
Bob: Yea-ah! (They both unzip the zipper on the back of the guy in front of Kevin.)
Part 2: A Friendly Face[]
ZZIIPPPP!
Bob: Who is it?
Kevin: Let’s poke ‘em. (Poke!)
Astley: We’re no strangers to love!! You know the rules and so do I!!
Bob: Bruh. We should’ve never been that curious.
Kevin: Well, you’re the one who tried to inspect the silhouette of the moose-like Mythical Epic comin’ up! And point out the clues! Huh? HUH??
Bob: It had a skull as a head, and it looked so cool. I couldn’t resist!
Kevin: Anyone as curious as you wouldn’t have resisted.
Astley: Hi! I’m just a wizard. Name’s Astley. A popular wizard with a hit song! I’m a trend on the internet! I’m wonderful on the web! I’m…
Bob: Yeah we get it. What is your trend called?
Astley: Rickroll.
Kevin: Please rickroll our teacher, he’s been giving us too much hour-long lectures lately.
Astley: Teachers? That’s a tough one for ol’ Astley, dude.
Bob: I’mma say it like Nike.
Astley: Ok fine! I’ll do it!
Part 3: The Box[]
Astley: Rickrolled him. Said the song. At “You’re too shy to say it,” he lost it and kept on saying “CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP!” like he was a malfunctioning robot with soda spilled all over his exterior. Anyway, I have a gift for you two. Open this box.
Bob: (tries to open box)
Box: Error! Insufficient power! You need at least two warden keystones, dude! Nice try!
Bob: Well, let’s get the warden keystones!
Kevin: How? Just do two elemental areas?
Bob: We’re gonna cheese it.
Kevin: 🧀 🧀 🫕 🫕
Bob: No, not that kind of cheese! Astley, how many areas did you complete?
Astley: T-t-twwww-One. Yeah. One. Firefly Forest.
Bob: Well, I’m out of luck. We were gonna disguise as Astley, but now he has the same keystone status as us!
Kevin: Let’s go to Shiverchill Mountains. We were walking around Firefly Forest and got that keystone, let’s get another stone!
Bob: Yeah! Let’s go!
Part 4: Shipwreck Shore Speed Run![]
Bob: Shiverchill Mountains?
Kevin: Nah too cold. A bunch of Ice Neeks are breathing on me right now.
Bob: Skywatch?
Kevin: Nah, afraid of heights.
Bob: Bonfire Spire?
Kevin: Nah, too hot.
Bob: I’ll get some Snow Cones from Aspen Frost.
Kevin: Ok, but the lava…
Bob: (facepalms)
Boots of Hotwalk: Bruh am I a joke to you?
Bob: How about Shipwreck Shore?
Kevin: Ok. Shipwreck Shore.
(later)
Kevin: Take that, mimicking chest! Where is the breathing bubble chest?
Mimic: I’ll never tell you, heh heh hehhhhhh.
(later)
Kevin: Photographed that ink. Now let’s head to the surface!
Bob: Yeaaah!
(even later)
Aquariot: Beep boop BEEEEP.
Bob: Ok. Use Forest’s Hurricane, Kevin!
Kevin: (Uses Forest’s Hurricane)
Minus 999999 health
Aquariot: (lose)
Asltey: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you dowwwnnn!
Mr. Cappington: Stop! Stop! Pleeeaaase!
Bob: And that was an example elemental speed-run. Feel free to use this as a speed run chapter for your fanfics, I don’t mind.
Kevin: Stop breaking the fourth wall! This is an epic comic about a mystery box, not like a preschool show!
“Hey you! The guy watching this at home! Can you tell me what one plus one is?”
Bob: Ok. Two.
“Hey kids at home! can you find the keystone? Is it under the water or on the surface?”
Bob: Bruh, stop. I understand.
“Hey kids watching this! Let’s sing a cringy preschool song about why the H-E-double hockey sticks Bob the Builder here won’t stop breaking the fourth wall all because of a plan to boost their TV show ratings for a GEM! A gem!”
Bob: OK I UNDERSTAND!
Part 5: Bot[]
Mr. Cappington: Sigh. Sigh. KIDS?
Bob and Kevin: Sigh. Sigh. CAPPINGTON?
All three: What are you doing here, dude?
Mr. Cappington: We’ll I’m tired of all your lies, so I built a bot. Behold, the Cappingtron! It’s a finely built Batterbot that can detect any lie!
Bob: That’s nice and all, but we’re going home now.
(later at Kevin’s house)
Bob: Hey guys watching at home-
Kevin: Come on! Again? Breaking the fourth wall? I must be dreaming.
Bob: (Pinches Kevin lightly)
Kevin: Nahn I’m awake!
Kevin’s mom: Kevin!! How was that exam today? Did you pass?
Kevin: Yeah. Got an A.
Cappingtron: That’s a lie.
Kevin: Ok. I got a B.
Cappingtron: That’s a cap! 🧢
Kevin: C?
Cappingtron: Bruh. 🧢
Kevin: D?
Cappingtron: I like your cap, G.
Kevin: F?
Cappingtron: 🧢 If you were Pinocchio, then your nose would be long enough to hug a pair of Jordans.
Kevin: So I didn’t get an F?
Cappingtron: You got a zero.
Kevin: Dang it! That’s still an F!
Cappingtron: It’s WORSE than a generic F. F is called F. Zero is a type of F, but it’s called “zero” rather than “F.”
Bob: Well, I got an A!
Cappingtron: Seriously? Capper 2, you’re gonna be like Capper 1? 🧢
Bob: Ok I failed too.
Cappingtron: No cap!
Part 6: Last Chapter[]
Bob: Well, we did it. We got the keystone and we survived admitting that we failed our tests. Let’s open the box. (Bob opens the box)
Kevin: Wow, what is it??
Bob: It has some cool stuff in here! Oh sweet! It has a robotic gear thingy!
Noot: You got a new pet!
Astley: That, my friend, is a Robotic Cogmite, the first pet in the Rickroll era. It has awesome rickroll spell combinations, so use it at your own risk.
Bob: And what are these? (Holds up an Astley-like puppy and a navy blue microphone)
Noot: You got something!
Astley: Huskrick and Nite Mic are two very awesome buddies. They can dance like Rick Astley (me) when following you. Others would think that you hacked. If you get reported, convince ‘em with a good old fashioned Rickroll with these buddies.
Bob: Thanks!
Astley: Here is your Robotic Cogmite, Huskrick, and Nite Mic, Kevin.
Kevin: Thanks! Let’s rickroll Cappington now!
Part 7: Did I Say That Part 6 Was The Last Part? Well What I Said Was 🧢[]
Bob: Oh Cappington! I have a special present for you!
Kevin: Yeah! Open the box!
Mr. Cappingtron: Ok.
Bob: Yes….
Kevin: Yes…
Mr. Cappington: (opens box)
Robotic Cogmite: (uses Astleylanche)
Bob: And that was the first part! Come on, Huskricks and Nite Mics! Let’s rickroll this guy! Follow us!
(The Nite Mics and Huskricks do the Rickroll dance)
Astley: Come on Nite Mic. Yeeeeaaaaah!
Nite Mics: Oof. Oof. Oof.
Bruuuhhhh
“Aching but you’re to shy to say it.”
Keystone keystone keystone
One hallucination later
Bob: And that is how you rickroll, viewe-
Kevin: FOURTH WALL-
THE END
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