Bloopers[]
XAN> Meanwhile, Ansat was standing in the middle of the keystones.
Ben: Ansat, this won't work!
Ansat: Yes it will!
Ben: Sigh...
Ansat: *Jumps up twice and goes Berserk*
Ben: Ah...
Meanwhile, Ignis and Storm groaned, grumbling in unison, "Great. Water." They glanced at each other in surprise, before returning to being indifferent.
ALY> Aly: You still haven't waterproofed your brace?
Storm: What? It's not like it's my top priority.
Aly: What even *is* your top priority?
Storm: Er... um... eheh...
Ignis: And as usual that idiot bot shows only sheer stupidity.
Storm: *tackles Ignis*
"Look, I wasn't particularly skilled in woodwork," Greenheart said defensively.
"Well that gets us to the root of the problem," Chase commented.
JJ> Suddenly, a pissed-off Gale jumped from the sky and slapped Chase into outer SPACE (I’m a poet and I don’t know it) for making that pun.
FL> I guess Chase will be a little...
*winded*
JJ> *slowly pulls out knife*
FL> Imma *cut* you off right there
Sea dove, soon surfacing with a drenched Fire Warden clinging on for his life and coughing up the gallons of water he manage to swallow.
FL> Samantha: *annoyed that she didn't get to save Chase*
The tech wizard was sick over the side of the boat, groaning one thing in response, "This is NOTHING like warp drive - nor time travel for that matter."
ALY> Storm, resistance is futile, just deal with it.
I WAITED SO LONG TO CRACK THAT JOKE-
"Wait, didn't the whole cave collapse the last time we were here?" Samantha asked.
ALY> THUS, IT IS NECESSARY FOR CAT-GALE TO BE HIDING IN A RANDOM TREE.
Chase slowly raised his hand, which was put back down by Professor Greenheart. "I'll go," he said, "And we need a source of light." Chase slowly raised his hand again. Greenheart put it back down. "One goofball is enough," he said. "Abner?"
FL> Abner: Doesn't want to come because Lucas
Ignited: Angy, violent lizard, need i say more?
Chase: Wants to come but Greenheart doesn't want to deal with him and Ansat. Besides, Fire Keystone is down, unless wands have their own magic reserved.
Jade would’ve reacted to the pun, but she was too busy silently screaming.
ALY> Shadow: When is she going to realize she's scared of me, not the dark?
Gale: Never
JJ> Jade: I’m not.
Shadow: *intimidation*
Jade: *attempts to skewer an elemental*
JJ> So at the end of the cave, should there be some crazy ___ like a Void/Shadow combo?
ALY> Talk to Vibin, he has smth planned involving Ian.
JJ> He’s prob drunk again and gonna revive Ian and things are gonna go down
ALY> Drunk on Canada Dry? Seriously?
'The Astral Trainee wasn’t angry, only sad and helpless. Pangs of regret and sorrow rushed through him, making him wonder.'What did he do wrong?
Yet the only answer was wind.
There weren’t even any screams.
ALY> HOW DARE THEE STEAL THE ADULT FLASHLIGHT-
Void’s crude marks, taking the form of scars, still festered in her.
ALY> Gale: I thought I got rid of that thing.
EoV: I'm not a thi-
Gale: Do I really have to exorcise it again?
EoV: I'm right he-
Gale: I really don't get paid enough.
EoS: Valid.
EoV: Oh great, now that inferior thing is ganging up on me.
EoS: HOW DARE-
ALY> Ican'tgetthisoutofmyhead.
*when Gale visits*
Vanessa: Oh great, it's *him*.
Abner: Please don't-
Vanessa: The gray freak who ruined your childhood.
Abner: Vanessaaaa-
Gale: ...I just came to tell you-
Vanessa: Oh? So you're trying to break his heart AGAIN?
Gale: You're jealous, aren't you?
Vanessa: No.
Abner: Yes.
Gale: Humans...
The cat crossly groomed it's fur, golden tail flicking in irritation - clearly fine.
FL> Dylan: I don't know, you were squeezing him a bit tight
The siblings both gaped at Aly before Hunter managed, “She might as well have.”
ALY> Hilda: *looks at Florians ghost* You're mad at the wrong person.
EAV> also im starting to like having RW become mildly protagonist but also being distrusted by literally everyone when he "joins" the team. the concept of him being against his bros because of their torturous warcriminal ways seems mildly alluring.
ALY> I KNEW IT, RW'S A GRAY.
Er... eheh... uh that's totally not why Luce is attempting to reason with Jade. Totally.
JJ> KILLLL
EAV> jade pls
control your rabid hissing a little
JJ> At least a little torture?
Pls?
EAV> no
*water spritz*
bad
*spritz x2 combo*
down
In front of the party, a bright cyan rift ripped from the mundanity of the black and purple surrounding. A singular bloodied and printed-out screenshot of a PowerPoint presentation fell away from the light as it faded.
EAV> ok so raid and cloud just almost died snapping a PP presentation on console operation from the Tower, they're leaving the image there and actively signaling another version of the pair to teleport them to the console to locate the funny guy
ALY> Storm in the corner: SO NOW YOU DECIDE TO GET INVOLVED?
JJ> Jade: Rai, why don’t you be trainee?
Rai: Wait what-
Jade: What?
Rai:
Jade: *shrugs*
Rai: HA TAKE THAT GLACE I’M A TRAINEE
Gale: YOU’RE A *WHAT?*
Aly: JAAAAAADE
Jade: Eheh…
"Relax. When I stick my hand into this thingy, it acts as a motion control camera. It goes through the extendable part, then it goes to the fake hand, which is covered in thick metal." explained Ben.
FL> Chase, if he were conscious: Is he speaking English?
Lane: I think he's having a stroke.
Mildly metallic creaking and thumping could be heard from the far corner of the room, rapidly increasing in tempo as the sound gradually became closer. Electric crackling could now be heard as well.
JJ> SUDDENLY, THE DOOR STARTED PLAYING CANON IN D
THEN IT BEGAN PLAYING HARDER AND HARDER PIECES UNTIL IT WAS ON PAGANNINI AND YSAYE AND LISZT AND CHOPIN
IT HAD EXCEEDED LING LING BY PRACTICING 41 HOURS A DAY
The imprint keystone continued to writhe and hiss with stolen essence, and it looked particularly breakable- well, it would, after Storm stopped almost dying.
ALY> Gale: Oh, so you want me to break it? *does a yop-chagi and shatters it into a million pieces*
FL> We keep forgetting about Scarlet
It would be funny if she and Chase's Pyro Peck were left behind and just tearing up the academy
When the group gets back:
Samantha: Home sweet ho-what the heck happened here?!
*insert Academy banners ripped up and all over the floor, shredded books, a broken timekeeper from Greenie's shelf, all bookshelfs knocked over, broken windows, and the great hall drenched, covered in ice, fire, and dirt, as well a static in the air*
Scarlet: *staring at the group innocently, piece of a banner in mouth*
Pyro Peck: *in the process of burning book*
Gale: *glares at Chase with murderous intent, preparing an elemental storm*
Chase: (o_o")
ALY> RW: *summons void tentacles to assault the group*
Void Tentacles: *freeze in place*
Everyone: *looks at Luce*
Luce: Do you see any Shadow Magic over there? It wasn't me.
Everyone: *looks at Dylan*
Dylan: *raises hands defensively* It wasn't me, I swear!
Everyone: *looks at Storm*
Storm: What? I didn't do anything. *sticks up his middle finger behind his back, the tentacles immediately attacking RW*
Jade in the corner: *pulls out sword*
ALY> Storm: *busy with Wattage*
Raiden: *trying to take his saber, only for a void tentacle to materialize, grab her by the ankle, and dangle her upside-down in the air*
Storm: Seriously?
Raiden: Daaaaaaad, let me dooooown-
FL> "Samantha likes to meditate."
Samantha: *insert meditation noise + criss-cross-applesauce*
*chaos going on outside*
Samantha: *meditation noise intesifying*
*insert Chase and Storm running for their lives from Gale*
Samantha: *throws open door* HEY I'M TRYING TO MEDITATE IN HERE!
Gale: *raises eyebrow in mock amusement*
Samantha: HEY DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK-in fact, GET OVER HERE!
Gale: *actually intimidated for once, skittering away from a very angy Samantha*
FL> Hunter: He's mine
Gale: No he's mine.
*indistinct arguing*
Ignis: *fireballs Florian to a crisp while they're arguing*
JJ> Hilda: *stands in the doorway awkwardly*
Opal: Aunt Juniper!
Robin: Uncle Hunter!
Jade: I-I gave birth to you…
Korathius: *too awkward*
ALY> *sometime later*
RW: You know, it's nice having another voi-
Storm: *slams his hand over Darkshade's mouth* SHHHHHH
Raiden who heard the whole thing: o.O
“Darkshade, here’s the question; why didn’t you just break ties with the Voidwalkers?” Hunter asked, shooting a nervous look at his sister.
ALY> Cero and Naleese eavesdropping from who knows where: Excellent question.
FL> Melanie: *slowly raises bow, focused on Gale*
Naleese: *lowers it*
JJ> Zoe: *slowly raises dagger*
Naleese: *lowers it*
FL> Melanie: *fires arrow*
Naleese: *catches it*
Melanie:
JJ>RW: *looks up at his fellow Voidwalkers, mouthing WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK*
Kong: *shoots him a smile*
Cero: *complete eye contact with Storm*
"I'd be brought back. Over and over. Forever, without end. Voidwalkers are denied natural access to the Lotus Realm the moment they become as such. That afterlife is locked away to those such as me." RW sighed.
ALY> Storm: Aight, I'm not dying here. No way jose, I'm going back to Alpha when I get old, which will be NEVER.
FL>Samantha in TCQ: *cri*
Samantha now: Rot in hell
Meanwhile, a certain Storm trainee made a mental note to bring this up later.
ALY>
_Storm's Chat List_
Luce - There's a better way to do this...
Samantha - Okay, bruh, it was going to fall on me either way, I've got a million timelines to prove that.
Jade - Yikes... okay, so... find a way to drag her back to humanity-
_Storm's Chat Log_
SD> Why tf haven't I given the new guys LDCDs yet-
SD> It would've made things a lot easier... like leaving Jade behind. ;-;
LI/AF> Because if you managed to forget that timekeeper in the Earth Tower again, of course you will.
SD> I did not. It's right- OH SHIT-
JJ> Who's LI?
ALY> Haha, he has all of the gang's real names and personal info listed in files - so to get back at Aly for smth, it displays *both* her initials whenever she yells at him.
FL> I can imagine the Darkshades entering the chat and all he sees is "LD" over and over again until he puts the universe names
then he realizes that he mixed them up
JJ> LuMiNe
Aly: stfu and die in whatever hole you came from
ALY> ...
FL> Nobody:
Scarlet: *breaks timekeeper while group is gone*
ALY> Storm: *dying inside*
Also Storm: Eh, it's better broken anyways-
ALSO Storm: *sneaks away the parts and fixes it later*
FL> Storm later: *realizes that some pieces are gone*
Chase: Scarlet, what are you chewing-SPITITOUTSPITITOUT
ALY> Ignis: *grabs Scarlet, holds her like a baby, and slaps her back causing all the piecees to be spit out onto the floor* You're welcome.
Sea: Oh so you do have a soft side-
Ignis: SHUTUPIDIDNOTHING.
The borg stared at her, "I'm literally right here."
ALY> Raid: *brings up how Storm's "so small and irrelevant" later*
Storm: That statement is so hypocritical and stupid I gave up on arguing with you.
FL> Raid: Hah, yeah right. *leaves to approach the rest of the group*
Lane: Who are you?
Raid:
Storm: Told you so.
He responded quite casually, clearly not concerned, "Gale knows the answer to that."
JJ> Wait where tf did they drop her and how *is* she not committing suicide-
ALY> He dumped her in Gale's realm.
Bc it's *his* realm it has different rules then the real world meaning he technically made it physically impossible to die in there.
So in summary,
Jade's going to wake up in a pocket dimension, attempt suicide, then somehow respawn like a video game character every time.
JJ> I can’t-
THE SECOND YOU TAKE HER BACK SHE’LL STRANGLE YOU STORM
ALY> Storm: Well who knows, she might learn reason before I decide to retrieve her.
Gale: Or maybe I'll be the one dragging her out of there and *ask* her to kill you.
Storm: Aly would-
Gale: Er... I forgot about that-
"Well, you remember what I was like as Puppet Master, right?"
"...yes. That's hard to forget, Luce."
JJ> If Jade was there: oH YEAH YOU WERE THE PUEPPPT MAZTEA RUMANBER HEW I JOT DEEZ SSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRSSS
ALY> Luce: Yell at Shadow
EoS: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED-
Gale: No, he's trying to get me killed.
EoS: ...fair point.
As a void tentacle stopped yet another scythe from landing its blow, the tech wizard briefly glancing at the hybrid, "Yeah I'm sorta occupied - YELL AT RAID," he phased to the opposing side of the room, avoiding WS, "WHO'S EATING," he dashed out of the way of AS' scythe, "F***ING POPCORN."
ALY> Prob Raid rn: I finished it, what are you talking about?
Deleted Scenes[]
Samantha stared at the metal creature, spinning her wand. Unbeknownst to the warden, water sloshed out of the wand everytime it arced downwards.
"Samantha, water's coming out of your wand..."
Lane pointed out.
"Huh?" The water warden stopped spinning the wand, holding it upside down, turning to glance at it. "Well that's convenient."
"What are you waiting for? Just drench the thing already!"
"Okay, okay, calm down." Samantha turned, locating Chase's spear, picking it up, before charging at the robot. She jammed the spear into the ground, vaulting off of it, launching herself at the bot. She turned her wand upside down, water pouring out of it as she approached it.
Unfortunately, she didn't vault high enough, crashing into the electrical field and drenching herself.
Everyone stared, horrified at the fried, twitching body that now laid on the ground before them.
FL>
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Actuallynevermindletscomeupwithanewplan-
Trivia[]
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