Ordered Bloopers[]
FL> 1 April: More bounty hunters. Any ideas? Zane: *starts digging around in his bag* April: No fireworks. Zane: *frowns*
ALY> 2 April: *breaking their back to preen their wings* Gale & Breeze: *preen each other's wings* April: Them: April: *stares at voices above* How come **I** don't get a brother to do that?
FL> 3 Luke: *hunting Zane and April down* LS, WS, and AS: *watching from a 72 tv screen hooked up to the CONSOLE* RW: What are you doing? LS: Watching new us conflicting with new Zane, as is the standard. RW: Standard? AS: Every one of us has fought our world's Zane before. RW: ??? WS: Have you seriously never even met your world's Zane before? RW: No. LS: WS: AS: WS: Lucky. LS: You lack the necessary experience and are therefore undeserving of your post. Replace him. AS: On it. *rifts out to capture ED* RW: LS WS TAG TEAM SCYTHE ACTIVATION X2 ENVY BUFF ACTIVE DAMAGE INCREASED
EAV> 4 AS: Hm... he's not half-bad, no? WS: Doesn't even need to voidwalk to go silent... LS: His form in combat isn't terrible, either. RW: And he's resourceful. Moreso than most of us... CD: But what about the size of his- ------QTE ACTIVE------ STAREDOWN SEQUENCE! x4 RECOMBINATION HYPERDIMENSIONALITY ALIGNMENT BOOST RE-BANISHMENT OBJECTIVE BOOST x2 BOOST ACTIVE! READY... GO! LS: Silence him. +3000 SIMPLICITY +5000 OBSCURE REFERENCE BONUS +12000 C(L)A(S)SIC THREAT CHAIN x1: MODIFIER x1 WS+AS+RW: On it. +333000 SYNCHRONIZE (PERFECT) +(4^4)^4 HYPERDIMENSIONAL CALL-RESPONSE (ALIGNED) CHAIN x4: MODIFIER x3 STAREDOWN SEQUENCE TOTAL: 12885960888 PTS RANK: S(HU)+ +(HE F**K UP) SUMMARY: CD's existence has been reduced to a subjective superimposition on the greater multiverse that only applies if the observer wills it. ED remains untouched.
FL> 5 April: *does their fifth plummet fake out that week* Zane, who has had enough of this: *pelts them in the face with a water balloon from his bag*
ALY> 6 Scaramouche: *emerges to yeet ED into the void* Darkshades: *watches in anticipation* Scara: *raises hammer* ED: *grabs* No. Scara: What do you mean, no— ED: *slings him away with hammer* LS: *mug smash* AS: Doesn't that hammer require void manipulation to use? WS: I thought he hadn't been initiated yet? RW: *questions existence*
FL> 7 ED: *bounty hunting some mischievous monster* *void rift opens behind him* ED: *attaches some random zipper from his right pocket to it and zips it closed* The monster: The Voidshades: The time travelers: The Dimensional Watchers: The Entities above:
DIA> 8 Ryan: man, im hungry. might go for an omelette. April: *wing-ears perk up* Ryan: HEY MERIKKI, ZANE, APRIL, ANYBODY WANT AN OMELETTE? April: *murderous intent rises* Merikki: ...I'm good Zane: *shakes head* Ryan: suit yourselves! April: *pulls out the STICK* Ryan: oh hi April what's up- April: touch the eggs and i will kill you.
ALY> 9 Merikki: Hey, aren't twins supposed to look alike? Ryan: They kind of look alike...? Ayla: *rises behind them, pets Gale* Gale: *confused mrph* Ayla: *pets Breeze* Breeze: *confused chirp* Ayla: I have humbly determined they are of two different species and therefore not twins. Them: Breeze: ...that's...not how things work.
DIA> 10 April: *chirps* Breeze: *chirps* April: *excited chirp* Breeze: *chirp in agreement* April: *happy chirp* Ryan: are they plotting something? Merikki: it looks like it...
FL> 11 Luke: *resisting the Darkshade primal urge to mercilessly beat the heck out of his world's Zane* Zane: *quietly tiptoeing away*