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ALY> 1 Starcrossed: Hey, 時観者, aren't you going to join— Timewatcher: No I'm making sure this isn't the timeline where they burn down the island with firewor—and there goes another one. ~meanwhile~ Aura: I wonder what'll happen of I use an epic attack on firework... Axel: *bonks* Aura: But what if it's prettier? Axel: *bonking intensifies* ~the other timeline~ Aura: *sniped the fireworks while crashing* ✨fire✨
FL> 2 Jax: Well, it's a new year now! Aurora: Time to leave all the worries and troubles of last year behind! Jax: And time to see what the future holds! Aurora: ... Jax: Aurora, you okay? Aurora: ...why do I have a bad feeling about these next few years?
X> 3 Ansat: Did you guys make any resolutions, because I didn't. Kobe: Nope. Ben: Nada. Max: No way. Kobe: Wait, so does that mean we're still gonna be doing the same stupid sh*t we always do? Ansat: I guess so.
FL> 4 Dylan: Hey, Chase, has Samantha always been this tall? Chase: Yep. Dylan: There's no way. Chase: Yes way. Dylan: She's like, three quarters of a foot taller than you, man! Chase: She's a tall woman. Dylan: Chase, she's nearly as tall as Alyss right now. Chase: Like I said, she's tall. Dylan: *eyes Samantha suspiciously* Samantha: *towering above the two with a pair of six inch stilettos* Dylan: Eh, whatever. *shrugs* Lane: There is no way he didn't notice the heels. Jax: *walks in* Hey, mom, I'm going to go see Aur–whoa, have you always been this tall? Lane: *facepalm*
DIA> 5 *about to play a game of CTF* Aurora: I vote Nathan as the captain! Jax: Seconded! Hope: ...Fine. Nathan: Huh? Aurora: What are your orders, sir! Nathan: *clears throat* Not like I'm inexperienced or anything but... Jax, what would you do to win this? Jax: Sir! I would send someone to be a sacrifice, sir! That way one of the teammates can use the sacrifice to capture the flag, sir! A winning strategy! Sir! Nathan: Great, you go do that, Jax! Jax: ...dang it, sir!
FL> 6 Jax and Aurora: *roleplaying as detectives* Robin: ...can I join? Aurora: *shrug* Jax: Of course! The more, the merrier. Nathan, in the background: I swear to Harmony, if ALL THREE of you start monologuing, I'm going to commit war crimes.