2023 ROTW Blooper Reel
JJ> 1
Aly: *reading in the Archives*
Jade: *walks over, yeets book* THAT'S FOR TATTLING ON ME DURING ASTRAL CLASSES
Aly: wtf
Jade: KISS MY A** YOU B**CH
Aly: F**K YOU
Jade: EVERYBODY WANTS TO
*meanwhile in another dimension*
ALY: F**K YOU
JJ: EVERYBODY WANTS TO
*meanwhile in the Void*
RW: They're both underage-
LS: Nobody lets that stop them.
2
Hunter: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Lane: I sleep with a gun.
Gale: Both of you are pathetic.
Hunter: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?
Gale: Aly.
3
How Jade and Luce's fight went down
Luce: Well, if it isn't the Prodigy.
Jade: But it is me.
Luce: N-no, it’s an expressi-
Jade: Your nutsy tricks won’t work on me!
Luce:
FL> 4
Faen War III
Nathan: Alright screw this. Aeron, do you still have those…
Misc Character Information
Based off User blog:AlyssSolo/Character Info Dump.
Full Name: Hunter Landcrafter
Age: 36 as of death
Height: 6’4 as of death
Defining Trait: Ferocity
Fighting Style: Ba Ji Quan
MBTI: ISTJ
Enneagram: 8w7
Favorite Plant: Oak tree, lily of the valley
Favorite Animal: Wolf
Favorite Food: Juniper’s brownies
Favorite Color: #8B6953 (Jade’s eye color)
Favorite Song: Snakes by PRVIS and Eight by Sleeping at Last
Favorite Book: None
Favorite Element: Astral
Favorite Hobby: Taking care of Jade
Favorite Season: Winter/Spring
Favorite Location: His house/Titan grounds
Hated Plant: None
Hated Animal: Titan
Hated Food: None
Hated Color: Red/Purple/Black
Hated Song: Anything boring
Hated Book: All of them
Hated Element: Shadow, Fire
Hated Hobby: Self-abuse
Hated Season: Summer
Hat…
How to Write a Good Fanfiction
Be warned: I’ve got too much to say, and I can’t get this all down… welp, ironic how my “destresser” is writing about writing.
Seriously WIP, this is an essay like no other.
- 1 Sources
- 2 Getting This Sh[oo]t Done
- 2.1 Planning
- 3 Plot, Pacing and Plans
- 3.1 A Good Plot
- 3.2 Pacing
- 3.3 The Beginning
- 3.4 The Climax
- 3.5 The End
- 3.6 Plotholes
- 4 Characters are People Too
- 4.1 Characterization
- 4.2 Growth
- 4.3 Protagonists
- 4.4 Deuteragonists
- 4.5 Antagonists
- 4.6 Morally Grays
- 4.6.1 Hero to Villain
- 4.6.2 Villain to Hero
- 4.6.3 Genuine In-Betweens
- 4.6.4 Back-and-Forths
- 4.6.5 Mysterious…
- 4.7 Side Characters
- 4.8 The Dreaded Sue
- 4.9 Strengths and Weaknesses
- 4.10 When to Be a Monster
- 4.11 Flat Characters
- 4.12 Plot Relevance
- 5 Where Are We Anyway?
- 5.1 Introduction
- 5.2 Realism
- 5.3 Mood/Tone
- 5.4 Importance to the Plot
- 5.5 Affecting…
Songs That Describe My Characters Too Well
- 1 Jade
- 2 Hunter
- 3 Juniper
- 4 Hilda
- 5 The Landcrafters
- 6 Hunter and Jade
- 7 Florida (FlorianxHilda)
- 8 Opal
- 9 Robin
- 10 Hei
- 11 Kaminari
- 12 Denki
- 13 Sora
- 14 Stratal
- 15 Mistral
- Monster by Beth Crowley
- What Could Have Been by Sting
- Enemy by Imagine Dragons
- Dirty Little Animals by Bones UK
- Villain by Madison Beer
- How Villains Are Made by Madalen Duke
- Get Jinxed by Djerv
- Survivor by 2WEI
- Heathens by Matthew Parker
- Hate Myself by NF
- Trauma by NF
- Eight by Sleeping at Last
- Die For You by Grabbitz
- Fighting for You by Tenth Avenue North
- Burn It All Down by PVRIS
- Let You Down by NF
- Misfit Toys
- Dynasties and Dystopia
- Taste by Sleeping at Last
- Our Love by Curtis Harding
- You Are Enough by Sleeping at Last
- Broken by Noelle Johnson
- Light by Sleeping at Last
- Heart by Sleeping at Last
- I’ll Keep You Safe by Sleeping…
Spellcaster Draft
The clang of an iron door
Behind me
Locks me inside
Never escape, they say
Savage creature, they say
Thanks a lot, mom and dad
Thanks a lot, world
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