Ordered Bloopers[]
JJ> 1 Aly: *reading in the Archives* Jade: *walks over, yeets book* THAT'S FOR TATTLING ON ME DURING ASTRAL CLASSES Aly: wtf Jade: KISS MY A** YOU B**CH Aly: F**K YOU Jade: EVERYBODY WANTS TO *meanwhile in another dimension* ALY: F**K YOU JJ: EVERYBODY WANTS TO *meanwhile in the Void* RW: They're both underage- LS: Nobody lets that stop them.
2 Hunter: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Lane: I sleep with a gun. Gale: Both of you are pathetic. Hunter: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with? Gale: Aly.
3 How Jade and Luce's fight went down Luce: Well, if it isn't the Prodigy. Jade: But it is me. Luce: N-no, it’s an expressi- Jade: Your nutsy tricks won’t work on me! Luce:
FL> 4 Faen War III Nathan: Alright screw this. Aeron, do you still have those guns from Dimension-Entity? Aeron: Yeah. Why? Nathan: Well, wizards have some resistance to elemental magic, but not lead bullets, as far as we're aware. Aeron: Nathan: Aeron: *bloodlust* Let's do it.
X> 5 Kayley: Have you guys ever considered going to therapy? Ansat: Therapy? Ben: What’s therapy? Kayley: That would explain so much-
JJ> 6 Rai: What do the numbers on soccer jerseys mean? Hope: Their age. Hei: Their body count. Glace: Their body count. But with murder, not s*x. Nathan: How good they are at soccer. Jax: How many goals they’ve scored. Opal: The amount of blood they’ve shed playing soccer. Andrew: How many soccer balls they’ve eaten. Rai:
7 Opal: Just woke up from my depression nap 🌈❤️✨ Hope: are you mentally okay Opal: no 💖🤩🧚♀️
JJ> 8 Hope: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room. Jax: Aurora? Aurora: *blushes* Yeah? Jax: Move. I need to get to Robin.
FL> 8 (Alternate Ending) Hope: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room. Jax: ... *looks back and forth between Aurora and Robin* Hope: Jax? Jax? You okay? Jax: *turns eggplant purple and topples over* Hope: OHMYGODJAX Nathan: I think he's buffering. Aurora: *performs resuscitation* Jax: What just happened? Robin: *facing Aurora* You did that because you wanted to kiss him, didn't you? Aurora: Noooo...?
JJ> 9 Hei: LORD OF DARKNESS Hei: RULER OF EVIL DESPAIR AND DEATH Hei: FEAR ME Hei: BOW BEFORE THY LEADER Hei: pretty scary right? Nathan: Terrifying. Hei: *fist pumps and sits in fluffy pink chair* Yes!
10 Opal: You have to learn to love yourself. Hei: Don’t you hate yourself? Opal: Shut up and stay focused.
11 Hei: So let me get this straight- Opal: More like let me run this bi you. Robin: Let’s just see how this pans out. Andrew: We should ace-ess the situation. Hei: wtf
ALY> 12 Egan: Can I be a dragon when I grow up? Ignis: *chokes on air* Egan: Because Singenewts are salamanders, and we're salamanders, and Singenewts become dragons. Ignis: ...do I look like a dragon to you? Egan: You look like a Hanzaki. Ignis:
FL> 13 What do you like about your romantic interest? Rai: When it comes to something they care about, they'll firmly defend it. ---- Kobe: Don't have one anymore. ---- Scarlet: He's kind, thoughtful, caring, and kinda hot. Shiver: Aww- Scarlet: And they don't have a thick skull like this bumbling idiot over here. Shiver: ---- Jax: They're smart, have great coordination, and are kind. Aurora: *side-eyeing Robin* Robin: *side-eyeing Aurora* ---- Hei: Well, I'm a great listener. Opal: That wasn't the question.
14 T/D Hei: Okay, final round, group dare. Hope: Kiss the cutest person in the room. Leslie: *quietly holding Brooklyn in the corner of the room* *two seconds later* Leslie: *has been overrun by teenagers and young adults trying to kiss Brooklyn's forehead* Brooklyn: *grinning at all the attention*
JJ> 15 Andrew: Nice robe, Robin. Robin: Thanks! Andrew: It would look great on the floor of Jax's bedroom. Jax: Aurora: I bet my robes would look better on Jax's floor >:( Robin: *takes off robe and throws it on the floor* Jax: Andrew: How do you feel? Are you feeling horny? Do you want to- Jax: geT YOUR CLOTHES OFF THE FLOOR YOUNG MAN
PRL> 16 Nyx: If you tear holes in your fishnet stockings, they have less holes, not more. Leslie: Nyx, it's 3 am. Please go back to sleep.
FL> 17 Nathan: Okay, so question for discussion. Who out of all of us is most likely to kill someone? Andrew: Well, the most likely are obviously Gla- Raiden: Aurora. Hope: Aurora? She's too sweet to kill someone. At least, intentionally. Aurora: Nobody ever believes it's me.
ALY> 17.71 "Nobody ever believes it's me." Raiden: AM I NOTHING TO YOU?!
FL> 18 Jax and Robin: *hanging out and holding hands* Nathan: Told you he wouldn't end up with Aurora. Hope: The bet lasts until his marriage, pal.
JJ> 19 Jade: I detest you with every fiber of my being. Aly: *smirks* Well that's not very much, is it? You're 5'5. Jade: THAT IS VERY TALL FOR A HALF-HUMAN YOU F**KING- Gale: Hilda's not human. Jade: wtf- Aly: *punches Jade while she's distracted*
FL> 20 Glace: *holding a turtle* Aw, how can something look so cute and yet so stupid at the same time? I think I'll name it after you, Rai! Rai: Oh, tha-wait.
21 <Wake Up Opal: Hei, wake up. *lightly shakes him* *no response* Opal: Hei. *aggressive shaking* *no response* Opal: *gets close to his ear* HEI! Opal: *sprays him in the face with a water gun* Opal: *pokes him with thorns* Opal: *slaps him* Opal: *kicks him in between the legs* Opal: WAKE. *slaps* UP. *slaps* WAKE. *slaps* UP. *slaps* *kitchen* Hei: Yeah, I left a wooden dummy in my bed and Opal's trying to wake that up. Nathan: Dang, man. But you do know she's probably going to try to maim you after this, right? Hei: Yeah, TRY. She won't be able to. Nathan: *backing up* Hei: What? Opal: *looming over Hei with a chainsaw that had wooden splinters and stuffing all over it*
22 <Fallen One Nathan: Today, we honor a fallen one, a well-respected ally who departed from this world and will be sorely missed. Hope: Nathan, a single french fry fell on the floor. Nathan: YOU SHALL NOT DEGRADE HIS LEGACY, SISTER. THE DAY OF HIS DEPARTURE FROM THIS WORLD WILL BE RECOGNIZED ACROSS THE GALAXY AND THIS "FRY" WILL BECOME A RESPECTED INDIVIDUAL. Everyone in the room: *tsks at Hope in shame* Aurora: French fries are important too! Opal: Hope, I'm afraid this outburst of yours will not go unpunished. Robin: Yeah, we will have to administer the most severe punishment possible. Rai: Yes, cancellation. Jax: *pulls out Wizard Watch and starts typing* Hope: No... Glace: Hope, we sentence you to a life sentence of cancellat- Hope: WAIT! Glace: Hm? Hope: So you're going to cancel me, but not even recognize the fact that Nathan assumed the french fry's gender? Raiden: *shook* She's right... Jax: I'll add that to the cancellation Whistle I'm typing. Nathan: Now wait a minute- *kitchen erupts in chaos*
PRL> 23 <Leslie: Abner, why don't you swear? For once in your life, one curse word. Abner: Alright. Abner: H Leslie: Yes? Abner: E Leslie: Go on. Abner: Double hockey sticks. Leslie: What the f*ck-
FL> 24 <Opinions Robin: Whistle doesn't care about your opinion, get canceled. Opal: The [expletive]?
25 <Permission? Aurora: Wait, so I become a voidwalker in the future? Voidwalker Aurora: Yep. Aurora: Was I-you-we WERE US on a mission with the others? Voidwalker Aurora: Not really, Jax and I went together, then we left and I came back alone. Aurora: How did dad allow this? Voidwalker Aurora: ...uh. Aurora: How did dad allow this. Voidwalker Aurora: Oop, can'tstayheretoolongtimestreammightalteritselfBYEEEE! *rifts out* Aurora: Aurora: WAIT, DID I JUST USE A RIFT?
JJ> 26 <Chase: So, you're dating Gale? Aly: Yeah, but I'm not sure if he's the one. Chase: Obviously he is! Aly: Why? Chase: Because he's a *Keeper!* Aly: Chase: Aly: Chase: Gale: *looming behind Chase*
FL> 26 (alternate ending) Chase: Gale, I'm helping you out here. Back up.
FL> 27 <Void: *reduces the keystones to a fine powder* Some random wizard below the Academy: *sneezes* Huh, allergy season muh-muh- *sneezes* must have started early... *coughs, then walks away*
ALY> 27.44 And thus, another EB user rose into existance, taking over the island and annoying Harmony and the elementals.
FL> 28 <Aurora, Jax, and Robin: *walking through a seemingly deserted Lamplight Town* Aurora: Where is everybody? Jax: I dunno... *takes a step forward* *ominous music starts playing* Robin: Anyone else hear that? Jax: *steps back* *music stops* Jax: *moves foot forward* *music starts again* Jax: *moves it back* *music stops again* Aurora: Okay, so I think we shouldn't go that way. *music starts playing again* Robin: Jax, did you move again? Jax: No... *music gets more intense* Aurora: Um... *mob of infected wizards appear around the corner* Jax: So that's why the music was playing... Robin: Revelations later, running NOW! *one run later* Aurora: Well the music stopped, so we should be fine... Jax: *stretches a foot outwards* *music starts again* Robin: Oh for the love of- Bonus: Hei: What do you mean you got infected? How did you not hear the music? Andrew: My volume was off. Hei: You idiot... Nathan: Andrew, always leave the volume up in apocalyptic games. Bonus 2: Opal: Why is it that I'm always hearing ominous music? Glace: Oh, you hear that too? Opal: Yeah, but I don't know why... Hope: Hey, is it getting louder for you guys? Opal: Not at the moment, no. Why? Hope: Weird... *sways, collapses, then infects the two* Opal: *massbleep*
29 <Revenge Hope: So you're not disappointed Jax is going out with Robin? Aurora: Oh, no I am. Very much so. Hope: Well you seem to be taking it pretty we- Aurora: So I placed pebbles in Robin's unattended shoes and attached one googly eye to each of his robes in places he wouldn't notice. Hope: You ARE evil...
30 <Idiot's House Opal: Hey, Hope. Hope: Hm? Opal: Why did the chicken cross the road? Hope: Why? Opal: To get to the idiot's house. Hope: Uh, okay? Opal: Knock knock. Hope: Who's there? Opal: The chicken. Glace: Dumba**, we're in your house.
PRL> 31 <Nyx: *Trying on Leslie's glasses* Nyx: How do I look? Leslie: ...really blurry.
FL> 32 <Flat World Conspiracy Wizard: The world is flat and I can prove it! Nathan: Harmony, you're dumb. Conspiracy Wizard: You put too much faith in the gov- Nathan: The moon is flat, the earth is a sphere. Conspiracy Wizard: W-w-wha huh eh whut? Nathan: Byeeeeee! *teleports away* Conspiracy Wizard: W-weh wuh hweh huh wha uh?
X> 33 <Ansat: Drugs? No way. If I wanted dopamine, I'd go for a run. Ben: Drugs? I have a company to run, what am I gonna manage while high? Ben: *drinks beer* Kobe: Drugs? I don't do drugs, might interfere with my mental state during missions. Max: Drugs? I'd rather eat pizza! Narrator: If you don't do drugs, you won't end up like these guys. Everyone: Hey!
FL> 34 <Getting Along Robin and Aurora: *glaring* Jax: Can't you two get along anymore? Robin: *kisses Jax's cheek* No. Now stay out of this. Jax: O-oh o-okay. *backs up* Opal: *sighs* You two are starting to rival Hope and Nathan. *elsewhere* Nathan: Hey, do you feel as if someone was just talking about us? Hope: Nathan, you only feel weird because you are weird. Nathan: *rolls up sleeves* eXcUSE mE-
35 Intervention Hope: Opal, it's time for an intervention. Opal: I don't wanna talk about it. Hope: Opal, you've been taking cold showers lately. Opal: So what? It doesn't mean I need an intervention. Your dad likes to take cold showers too. Hope: When has my dad seemed okay to you? Opal: Uhhh… Hope: Opal, you're not getting out of this intervention. Sit, and let it all out.
36 Rumors Wizards: *whispering among themselves* Opal: *walks over* What's going on here? Wizard 1: So you know Joe? Opal: Who? Wizard 1: Brown haired kid, tall, really bad eyebags, became really popular one year when people used his first and last name in the same joke over and over again? Opal: Oh yeah, what about him? Wizard 2: Well, rumor has it, he just killed someone. Opal: *laughs before assuming a very serious expression* No, it's worse. Wizard 3: What do you mean? Opal: He wears socks with sandals. *collective gasp*
37 Manual Mira: Astounding. You have made it to the top of my tower... And so you have earned the greatest of rewards... you must challenge the legendary wizard herself... ME! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MIRA SHADE! HAHAHA! It was me all along! You should see the look on your face right now! Come, wizard! It's time for you to face the strongest wizard of all time! Wizard: Oh deary me, whatever shall I do? *mock fear* You are now manually breathing. Mira: Okay, what the heck do you think that's gonna- *gasps for air* Wizard: >:) Mira: Oh no. *gasps* *few minutes later* Wizard: Hey, I won, give me the rewards already. Mira: *unconscious*
38 Light Mode Andrew: GUYS, HEI USES LIGHT MODE Nathan: What? Hope: Hei? Light mode? You sure we're talking about the right person? Hei: Yeah, I use light mode. So what? Raiden: Weird. I expected Aurora use light mode. Aurora: ExCuSe Me- Glace: Huh, I thought he'd have used Ultra-Dark mode or something. Hei: That's just Jax's screen. Jax: So what if I keep my screen brightness low? Nathan: How do you even SEE your screen? Jax: I use my eyes. What about you? Nathan: I don't stare at a censor bar of a screen. Jax: No, you stare at your fractured soul in the form of your phone screen. Rai: Both of you quiet down, please. You're both wrong. Glace: Funny, coming from the guy still using a Nokia brick. Rai: You use a tablet as a phone, what are you going on about. Glace: So are we just gonna ignore Opal texting us with her email on a laptop then? Opal: Hey, don't you speak about my PC in such a way. Hope: Opal, that thing thinks its a jet engine half of the time. Opal: It runs faster than your phone. Hope: My phone doesn't shake the room it's in. Aurora: Hope, your phone gets literal seizures. Hope: Aurora, your phone is a flip phone. Aurora: And it works. Hope: It has a battery life of half an hour. Kobe: My phone has a battery life of three weeks. Raiden: And you used all of the storage for pets and interdimensional monsters you call "Pokemon". Kobe: Oh, and where's your phone? Raiden: I'm a walking computer, stupid. Robin: ...what did I just walk into?
39 Smurf 10 y/o Opal: Hope! Let's see who can hold their breath longer! 7 y/o Hope: Okay! *one minute later* Opal: *excitedly running* Mrs. Samantha! Mr. Chase! Samantha: Hm? Opal: *whispers* I think Hope's part smurf! (✪▽✪) Hope: *lying on the ground, slightly blue* Oooooopall...re...match...? Samantha: ANCIENT HARMONY, HOPE- Chase: *turns to Samantha, one eyebrow raised* Well, I'm not part smurf, are you?
40 Dragons Lane: So how many dragons does Hope have? Chase: Well, there's Scarlet, Flare, Blaze, Spark, Ember, Ferno, Lil' Newt (who just turned into an Infernewt a few days ago), and *snickers* Miss Dragón "De Fuego" Flamewhisper the Reptillian! Hope: Daaaaaaad, her name is Ardent now! Ardent: *teasingly* Why? It was a good name! *giggles* Hope: *annoyed pout*
41 Chase: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Samantha: I don't know, I don't get out of the Academy much. *both giggle* Jax: What are they doing? Hope: Flirting.
42 Looking Alive Chase: Let's look alive. Lane: You want us to look alive in a place that is trying to kill us?
X> 43 <Kobe: You got rid of all the mutagen, right? Ben: Yes. Kobe: Nobody will find it anywhere in this area, right? Ben: Well, not above ground. Kobe: Above ground? *The sewer* Max: *fighting off mutant rats, and alligators* Max: Y’know, I really wish Ben was more responsible with his handling of dangerous chemicals.
FL> 44 <Revenge Robin: OPAL LIKES HEI! OPAL LIKES HEI! Opal: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE- ---- Jax: *talking to Robin* Robin: *listening* Opal: *appears behind Robin* Opal: *clears throat* Robin: *nervous sweating* Opal: ROBIN LIKES JAX! ROBIN LIKES JAX! Robin: *tackles Opal* Aurora: *peeks in the doorway* What was that? Jax: *turns red*
PRL> 45 <Leslie: Nyx, is something burning? Nyx: Just my love for you. Leslie: Nyx, the toaster's on fire.
FL> 46 <One Hit 7 y/o Opal: *hitting Robin* 6 y/o Robin: *hitting Opal back* Jade: No no no. *separates the two* Opal: *scowling at Robin* Robin: *glaring at Opal* Jade: From now on, you guys get to hit each other one time a day. So I suggest you think carefully before you hit each other. *one hour later* Opal: So, I believe the best time to hit each other is either at 2:00 PM or 6:00 PM Robin: What about 3:30? That seems like a viable time. Opal: I have dance class at 4, so I wouldn't be able to carry out the 30 minute retaliation. Jade: Korathius: Jade: Well at least they stopped hitting each other...? Korathius: *slowly looks at Jade*
47 <Samantha: Wait, so how did you get your kids to stop hitting each other? Jade: I told them they can only hit each other once, so now they think carefully about when they get to hit each other. Samantha: Huh. Guess I'll try that. *11:59:59 PM* 5 y/o Hope: *sneaks into Nathan's room and slaps Nathan* 4 y/o Nathan: OW! *12:00:00 AM* Hope: *slaps Nathan again* Nathan: OW! MOOOOOOM! Samantha: *groggily enters the room* Huh? Nathan: HOPE HIT ME TWICE! Samantha: Hope- Hope: I get one hit each day. It was 11:59 PM when I hit him, and now it's the next day. Samantha:
48 <Dragon Adoption Hope: Scarlet, where do you keep finding all of these dragons? Scarlet: Bluster. Hope: Who-okay, nevermind. So who's this? *points to the shadow Lumanight variant behind Scarlet* Scarlet: I'm adopting her. Aura: NEW SISTER! *squeals with delight* Axel: EXCUSEMEWHAT.
49 <Relic of Lost Memories Lucas: I always feel like we're forgetting something important. Samantha: You too? Chase: Meh, I've gotten used to it. Lane: Well, if it were that important, it would have come up by now. The Astral Relic: *floating around in the lowest point of Lucas' bookbag* Hello? Anyone there? I'd like to go back to my cave right now...
50 <Genuine-aggressive Scarlet: Axel: Scarlet: Axel: So, you have hatchlings now? Scarlet: Yes. Axel: Scarlet: Axel: They're cute. Scarlet: Thank you. Hope: Are they being genuine or passive-aggressive? Glace: I don't think they, themselves, even know.
51 <Jax: Aurora, you've been taking a lot of pictures with us lately. Aurora: Yeah? Jax: That many aren't necessary. Aurora: Alibis. Jax: What? Aurora: Every moment with you guys should be cherished. :)
X> 52 <Ben: *drunk* Kobe, gimme that bottle of hand sanitizer. I'm thirty. Kobe: Won't that kill you? Ben: Listen you dimension hopping dumb@$$, I'm a scientist. If it would kill me, I wouldn't drink it. Kobe: I'm still not taking any- Ben: *downs bottle of hand sanitizer* Kobe: Oh, goddamn it, what did I just say? Ben: *dies*
FL> 53 <Chase: Alright good ni-whoa whoa whoa, Hope, who are you messaging on the wizard watch? Hope: Does it matter? Chase: If it's a boy, yes. Hope: Dad, I'm bi. Chase: Then no messaging anybody. Hope: Wha-so how come Jax gets to talk to Aurora every night then? Jax Watermaster - Academy "As far as he knows, I'm gay." Chase: Because he's gay. Hope:
EAV> pizza time 54 <AS: "For the last time, that is *not* how that works-" WS: "If you can see mine, then why can't you see his!?" AS: "He's just... different!" WS: "You can see LS, you can see mine, but you can't see his." AS: "Dangerous territory, WS." WS: "As if. I've done worse, you know that just as well as I do-" AS: "Shut it down. It's just differe-" WS: "It's not! It's not. You can see all of it off of me and him. Doesn't matter if we want it or not. You can still see into it regardless. So *why not him*?" AS: "It just doeSN'T WORK-" LS: "what the f**k are you two yelling about over here" AS: "WS wants me to look into RW's soul to figure out if he's gay or not." LS: WS: AS: LS: "it's too early in the cylical indeterminate time period for this s**t"
X> 55 <Max: *eats super hot pepper* Ben: Whoa, that's insane. Maybe I could do that, since I'm part fire. Ben: *eats super hot pepper* Max: Dude, what's with your face? Ben: I... need... milk... Kobe: And this is the same supergenius who owns a science lab.
FL> 56 <Glace: If it bites you and you die, then it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, then it's poisonous. Grace: *flashback to mosquito* What if it bites me and it dies? Glace: *pinching the bridge of her nose* Then you're poisonous. Grace: Well that explains it. Glace: Please, Grace, learn to re-wait what was that Rai: What if it bites itself and I die? Glace: Then it's voodoo. Hope: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Glace: That's correlation, not causation. Hei: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Glace: ... Hei: That's kinky. Glace: Alright, get over here you little bit-
57 <Update Aurora: *in the background, watching the following events intently* Jax: H-hey Robin... Robin: What's up? Jax: So, um, I was wondering if you, uh, wanted to maybe- Hei: RAIDEN, DID YOU MESS WITH MY WIZARD WATCH AGAIN? Raiden: I updated it, why? Hei: THERE'S SOME RANDOM APP ON IT NOW CALLED "THE GAYDAR" AND IT'S BEEN GOING OFF RANDOMLY FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR. Raiden: One, why don't you just delete it? Two, that sounds about right. Hei: IT WON'T LET ME DELETE IT. Jax: Robin: So, Jax, you were saying something? Jax: Nopenevermindwecantalklaterbyeee *runs away* Hei: Huh, it stopped again...anyway, RAIDEN DELETE THIS "UPDATE" BEFORE I DELETE YOU!
58 <Pacifist 3 y/o Jax: Awowa, why doesn't youw dad like to fight? 3 y/o Aurora: Oh! It's because he's a um...uh...oh! He's a "pacifist". Jax: Oh ok...wat is a "pacifist"? 3 y/o Aurora: Um...I don't know. Jax and Aurora: *pondering faces* 3 y/o Aurora: I know! Let's go ask youw bwother and sistew! 3 y/o Jax: Ok! *a few moments later* 3 y/o Jax: Hope, wat is a "pacifist"? 5 y/o Hope: Oh, a pacifist is a...a...um... 4 y/o Nathan: I know! A "pass a fist" is this! *socks the ever loving heck out of Hope* 5 y/o Hope: OW! MOOOOOOM! *runs off* 3 y/o Aurora: Hmm...dat doesn't seem wight...
59 <Hei: Jax, did you hear? Muffins died of ligma. Jax: ...no, I didn't hear. And what's li- [ERROR_UNKNOWN_ERROR] [TELEPORT_LOCATION_VOID] Jax: You thought you were slick, didn't ya, Hei? Aurora, Nathan, and Hope: S I L E N C E H I M . Jax: Already done.
X> 60 <AAB Ansat: Oh, I get it. This is gonna be another one of those bloopers where we make fun of how goofy my world is and how dark yours is, huh? ROTW Ansat: Huh? AAB Ansat: Well I'm not having it! This joke has gotten stale! It was funny the first two times, but now it's just repetitive! ROTW Ansat: What're you talking about? AAB Ansat: Well this blooper sucks, and so is the idiot who writes the rest of this crap! I'm outta here! AAB Ansat: *disappears through rift* ROTW Ansat: I wonder what that dude's deal is. I only wanted to invite him over for chili dogs.
DIA> 61 <Aurora: I had an amazing idea, guys. Andrew: that can't be a good sign. Aria: was this idea important enough for me to be dragged away from my job? Aurora: so you know how Robin, Rai, and Raiden have their whole 'R-gang' or whatever it's called? Andrew: yeah, it's pretty cool. Aurora: well... all our names start with an A, right? Aria: right. Aurora: so I thought that we could be the A-Team! Andrew: Aria: Aurora: ...guys? Andrew: is this so you can just claim to be better than Robin? Aurora: WHAT- I mean, nooo, I genuinely think we'd be a great team! Aria: She's totally suggesting this so she could be better than Robin. Aurora: i'm nOT-
FL> 62 <Aurora: Grandpa, can you kiss me goodnight? Abner: Aurora, aren't you getting a little old for this? You're 15 now... Aurora: I just a baby. Abner: Aurora- Aurora: I JUST A BABY! Abner: ...okay fine. *kisses Aurora goodnight*
DIA> 63 <Hope: Jax, come here. Jax: what's up? Hope: so you know how aurora and robin hate each other? Jax: i mean, it's kind of hard not to know- Hope: i think they'd be cute together Jax: *sputtering* WHAT Hope: think about it! two little archer buddies, happily firing arrows in every direction, being all lovey-dovey... Jax: there's no way you've actually been writing fanfiction about them Hope: I never even implied that! Jax: It sure sounded like you did!
JJ> 64 jax: robin lets meet in the training room at nine pm tomorrow! robin: what are we gonna do in the training room? jax: robin: jax: robin: jax: train? robin: fml
EAV> 65 WS: hey, AS. you're made of 4 guys, right? AS: yeah? WS: and 3 of those guys were another guy? AS: correct. WS: and the other guy was also you? AS: mhm. WS: and the guys were all supposed to be you. AS: yeah. WS: ...so are you 4 guys, 2 guys, 1 guy, 1 guy to the power of 4, or 1 guy to the power of 3 plus 1 guy?
FL> 66 Melanie: I called this meeting because we need a way to get that Ivory here and neutralize him. Permanently. Any ideas? Narcissa: I could flirt with him! Melanie: ...and what would that do, exactly? Narcissa: I could make him fall in love with me, then trick him into coming here, and then you can settle your score with him! Melanie: ...uhuh. Normandy: *starts wheezing in the background* Narcissa: HEY! I'M CUTE! I COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN! Normandy: *falls over and continues laughing* Narcissa: *starts whacking him with a void newspaper* Melanie: ...any other ideas? Naleese: Yeah, leave him alone. He's no longer a threat. Melanie: Naleese: Melanie: Naleese: Melanie: Narcissa's idea is better, we're going with that. Narcissa: *throws hands in the air* YES!
ALY> 66.5 Alge: *looms ominously as he prepares to lecture them*
PRL> 67 Leslie: *Sobbing* What are you doing in my house? Storm, having just f*cking appeared: I want waffle fries.
JJ> 68 lseg - the gang in the void gale: its so preppy in here! ls: *appears out of nowhere* is it just as preppy as you imagined? gale: ye- *gets sliced*
69 jade after committing war crimes: so my name.. my name is bella hadid
70 gale: *yelling at storm* aly: *yelling at storm* juniper: *yelling at storm* hei: *yelling at storm* grace: *yelling at storm* storm: storm: what if i was suicidal? what if that was my last straw?
71 jade eating juniper: mmmmMMM! the flavors are melting on my tongue!
FL> 72 Day 1 Aurora: *sneezes* Nathan: Bless you. Aurora: *sniffles* Tha...a...a *starts sneezing uncontrollably* Nathan: Uh...you good, Aurora? Aurora: I...don't feel so great... *retches* Nathan: Ah crap. Hope: *walks in* Hey, Nathan, Jax and dad are feeling sick. Where's mom? Aurora: *runs out, hands over mouth* Hope: Don't tell me... Nathan: Aurora's feeling sick. Hope: Aw... Day 2 Ansat: *knocks on door* Medicine delivery for the Herolights! Vanessa: *opens the door* Oh, thank you Ansat. Abner! Lucas' and Aurora's medication is here! *distant thump* Vanessa: Abner? Abner: *distant* We might need medication for Leslie too... Vanessa: Oh dear Harmony... Ansat: I guess I'll be back... Vanessa: Thank you, Ansat. I apologize for the trouble. But don't you have other deliveries to...deliver? Ansat: Eh, it's fine. My next delivery is to Felix...never liked that guy anyway. He can wait. Day 3: Raiden: *throwing up in a trashcan* Storm: *groaning in bed* Grace: *on the phone* Harmony f**king dammit you half-brained hedgehog, PICK UP. *meanwhile* Ansat: *rapidly running nose* Ben: *coughing* Ansat, the phone- *sneeze* is ringing. Ansat: Dammit Ben, do I look like I can do deliveries? Kobe: *congested* Dang it, dad, we told you to wash your hands after each delivery! *meanwhile* Rai: *herbs and stuff* Glace: Rai, what are you doing? Rai: Making me- Glace: GET YOUR A** BACK TO BED. YOU'RE SICK. Rai: SO ARE YOU! Aly: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT! YOUR FATHER IS RESTING! AND GET TO BED. YOU'RE SICK. Glace: YOU'RE SICK TOO! Day 4 Aria: Yeah, like hell I'm sticking around for this, I'm out. *rifts away* *meanwhile, in the void* The Sect: *coughing, retching, sniffling and shuffling about like zombies* The Darkshades: *huddling on the highest floor of the tower* WS: They'll never reach us up here. LS: I swear if you just jinxed it- RW: Shut up, they'll hear us. AS: ...so who wants to play Charades while we wait?
EAV> 72.5 Day 4 - Hour 16 LS: Alright, RW, your turn. RW: *lethargy.png* WS: I've got it! Narcoleptic! AS: WS- RW: ...Not feeling so hot, actually. *sniffle* *slow turn x3 COMBO!* LS: ...what? RW: Alright, I know that sounds bad- *scythetivation x2 B2B BONUS COMBO!* AS: WS. GET YOUR HORDE, GET THE ALCOHOL WIPES AND THE TOTAL EXCLUSION SUITS. LS: AND MAKE SURE ONE OF THE IMPRINTS DECONTAMINATES VOIDWALKER PURGATORY ON THE WAY BACK. RW: Is this really necessary- LS: ABSOLUTELY.
FL> 73 Nathan: Your dad really is a glass half-full kinda guy, huh? Aurora: Well, if you tip it over, you get full empty. Nathan: ...What does that even mean? Aurora: I dunno, a cold mist whispered it to me once. Nathan: ???
74 Hope: *writing in a notebook* Aurora: Hi Hope! Whatcha doing? Hope: *turns red, slams notebook closed on table* Aurora: Hope: Aurora: ...can I see what you're writing? Hope: N o . Aurora: Please? [puppyeyes.jpeg] Hope: Nope. *turns away, eyes shut* Aurora: Aurora: Aurora: *levitates book off the table and towards her* [pagerustle.mp3] Hope: *whips around* H-HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! Aurora: Hold on, wait, Hope, you're a really good writer! I don't see why you're so...oh... *turns red* Hope: *snatches notebook* Aurora: ... Hope: [eggplantpurple.png] Aurora: WHAT THE ****, HOPE?
75 Jax Watermaster - Academy "Do you want to go out with me?" Aurora Herolight - House "Jax?" Jax Watermaster - Academy "Oh sorry, I meant to message Robin." Aurora Herolight - House "I'll be over in five."